Stuck inside and unemployed? Seen every episode of Tiger King twice? Don't have the money for Fallout 76: Wastelanders? Try this parlor game instead...
The rules are simple: Think of the most obnoxious living Hollywood (film, music, or television - no YouTube) celebrity you can, and defend to the rest of your family how that celebrity could make a better President than Donald Trump. Try to be the first in your house to reach 100.
You don't need to stop and living celebrities. You can try dead ones. Or European royals. Or historical mathematicians. If you want a quick game, use all humans that have ever lived. The variations are endless.
Here's the list I came up with for my family's first attempt, presented in no particular order.
- Billy Joel
- Kevin Spacey
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Mel Gibson
- Bill Murray
- John Mayer
- Stephen Collins
- Steve Harvey
- Robert Pattinson
- Miley Cyrus
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Michael Jordan
- Ellen DeGeneres
- Pierce Brosnan
- Kevin James
- Ryan Seacrest
- Amy Schumer
- Tommy Lee Jones
- Kristen Stewart
- Raven-Symoné
- Guy Fieri
- Cher
- Dan Aykroyd
- Laura Schlessinger
- Eddie Murphy
- Gary Busey
- M. Night Shyamalan
- Janeane Garofalo
- Nick Nolte
- Wesley Snipes
- Gene Simmons
- Randy Quaid
- Ben Affleck
- Johnny Depp
- Tom Brady
- Roman Polanski
- Natalie Portman
- William Shatner
- Hulk Hogan
- Courtney Love
- Hugh Grant
- Charlie Sheen
- Mike Myers
- Lorne Michaels
- Chevy Chase
- Any random Kardashian
- Bill Maher
- Sean Combs
- Flavor Flav
- Kirstie Alley
- Tom Cruise
- Wendy Williams
- Pete Townshend
- Kelly Ripa
- John Travolta
- Jared Leto
- Mark Wahlberg
- Steven Tyler
- Howard Stern
- Liv Tyler
- Bill Nye
- Jackie Chan
- Bill Cosby
- Maury Povich
- Woody Allen
- Brittany Spears
- Ben Stiller
- Elon Musk
- Sinead O'Connor
- Tim Allen
- Andy Dick
- Pauly Shore
- Corey Feldman
- LeAnn Rimes
- Jay Leno
- Shia LaBeouf
- Jennifer Lopez
- Matt Lauer
- Madonna
- Justin Bieber
- Paula Abdul
- Linsey Lohan
- Tom Arnold
- Matthew McConaughey
- Bruce Willis
- Alec Baldwin
- Kiefer Sutherland
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Sean Penn
- Kaley Cuoco
- Ariana Grande
- Catherine Zeta-Jones
- Christian Bale
- Rihanna
- Tobey Maguire
- Christina Aguilera
- Rachael Ray
- Russell Crowe
- Spike Lee
- Sean Connery
Did I come up with celebs that didn't make the list? Why yes, including Chris Brown, Pat Sajak and Harvey Weinstein, just to name a few. And as every day is a new low, it's a new game every day. At least it beats waiting around for Exploding Kittens to come back in stock.