I went out yesterday looking for toilet paper. My wife was telling me that Walmart had some on Saturday, but only the small packs of 4. We tried BJs, but it was a dead end, and I only spent $60 on things to eat that will one day require toilet paper.
I had seen this all coming back in February, so I bought a whole new big pack of the Charmin reds while we still had a little left from the old pack. My wife thought I was crazy and that it wouldn't amount to nothing. Now we scutter from our home like mice, seeking something that was once a common mischief night annoyance that now appears to be rarer than a unicorn.
I should have bought a plumbus from Game Stop before they went out of business in a month or so.
And I still have no idea where I can get a face mask.